Matt Yglesias wonders  where the saying "sick as a dog" come from, seeing as how most modern dogs are not sick very much.  
Myself, I've started saying "hold your dogs" sometimes instead of "hold your horses".  Dogs, I know.  They are very, very impatient.  Horses?  No idea.  I suppose they must be impatient too, hence the saying, but who knows anything about that?  Why should I continue to propagate a saying that is meaningless to me?