A bunch of dark skinned people get excited on an airplane, switching seats and pointing at New York landmarks. A passenger gets suspicious. The obvious response? Lock the cockpit door, perhaps? No! Scramble F16s! Detain the ragheads! Except they turned out to be Indian Hindus. (Don't all those people look the same anyway?) Ooops!

F16s don't fly cheap. Nor is it cheap to have trained pilots on standby waiting to shoot down passenger aircraft. How much of my ex-money was spent on this farce?